Sharpie Weather Service

Correct Fake Weather Maps Like a True President

Sharpiegate 2019 • Hurricane Dorian • Alabama Was Definitely At Risk

PRESIDENTIAL WEATHER MAP

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Instructions: Draw on the map to correct the "fake" weather forecast.

Don't forget to extend the hurricane path to include states that weren't actually at risk!

SUGGESTED CORRECTIONS

The Alabama Extension

Classic move. Extend the hurricane path to include Alabama even when it's not at risk.

The Loop-de-Loop

Make the hurricane do some loops. Hurricanes love loops. Believe me.

The California Redirect

Advanced technique: redirect the hurricane to a blue state. Very presidential.

"I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."
— Trump, when asked who drew on the map (he did)

Donald Jennifer Trump

The most tremendous satirical tribute to the 45th* and 47th** President.

*Impeached twice • **34 felonies

By The Numbers*

Felony Convictions 34
Legal Damages $569M+
Total Indictments 91
Words Memorized 5

* These are real numbers

"Jennifer" revelation courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel at the 2025 Golden Globe Awards

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