2017
Revolutionary Contribution to English Language
Invented a new word that stumped linguists worldwide. Despite the constant negative press covfefe, he persisted.
"The Golden Age of Jennifer Begins Right Now."
DONALD JENNIFER TRUMP, 45th* & 47th** President
*Impeached twice • **34 felony convictions
34
Felony Convictions
$569+ million
Legal Damages
91
Total Indictments
5
Words Memorized
★ "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" — 2017★ "I'm like, really smart. I went to the best schools. I'm like a very stable geniu..." — 2018★ "I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would under..." — 2016★ "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." — 2020★ "I know more about wind than you do. It's extremely expensive. Kills all the bird..." — 2019★ "The noise causes cancer." — 2019★ "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there ..." — 2020★ "Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just ve..." — 2020★ "Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer..." — 2016★ "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't l..." — 2016★ "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" — 2017★ "I'm like, really smart. I went to the best schools. I'm like a very stable geniu..." — 2018★ "I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would under..." — 2016★ "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." — 2020★ "I know more about wind than you do. It's extremely expensive. Kills all the bird..." — 2019★ "The noise causes cancer." — 2019★ "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there ..." — 2020★ "Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just ve..." — 2020★ "Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer..." — 2016★ "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't l..." — 2016
The "J" Has Been Revealed
"His name is Donald Jennifer Trump."
— Jimmy Kimmel, Golden Globe Awards, January 5, 2025
For decades, the public wondered what the mysterious "J" stood for. Thanks to groundbreaking investigative journalism, the truth has finally been revealed.
Access The Jennifer FilesGlamour Gallery
Serving looks. Serving justice (34 felonies worth).
Make America Glamorous Again
The campaign slogan we deserved
Mar-a-Lago Princess
Living her best life with Diet Coke and classified documents
* AI-generated satirical imagery. Because reality wasn't fabulous enough.
Greatest Achievements
A selection of the most tremendous accomplishments
2017
Demonstrated Dominance Over the Sun
Proved that alpha males don't need to follow so-called "science" about eye safety. The sun blinked first.
2019
Corrected Fake Weather Maps
When the NOAA got the hurricane path wrong, took decisive action with a presidential Sharpie to fix the fake weather news.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"— Donald Jennifer Trump, 2017
Tweet that broke the internet at 12:06 AM
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Legal Victories
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